Found on alt.magick today

[thejunipertree]

SINGLE WHITE MAGUS SEEKS FEMALE MAGUS LADY

please respond to my email.
must like politics, music, poetry and not hate man unless its not me
must like flowers and trees, like kissing and hugging and sports
not too fat ..be nice and sensitive..drink alcohol moderately if not much but
willing to try
must believe in that this world is very sucky and that she and I are both right
on what to do
must be hipocritical and some personal beliefs for I am the same way..I
actually should say contradictory thinking..hipocritical is too strong of a
word
and most important must love me and support me to be a better and happier
person. if your the one..email and we shall discuss marriage arraignments..
race is no issue nor age..and if you look like the Vulcan lady on star trek the
prequel..that will be very nice..I like alien women..they are usually very sexy
and beautiful..most humans would agree.

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I'm so fucking amused by this.
I'm a bad person.