Load 'em on a bus for laughs

[thejunipertree]

I stood by the emu pen and shouted, "CHEER UP, EMU KID!" over and over. It never gets old.


The cutest, wee-est yellow frogs ever. They looked like candy.


Cobra commander.


Are there annoying Nile Crocodiles? I get the idea that the one in front is very patient, ever-suffering, and bordering on the verge of saintly. The one in the back constantly tells shitty knock-knock jokes.


A moment before, he was underwater and scratching his head with his back foot. I was in alligator amore.


Do you have an ample posterior region, my dear? You do not. Regretfully then, I do not wish to partake of your charms.


Do rhinos dream of electric Steve Irwins?


It wouldn't be a trip with Joanna and Tara if there were not some minor infractions of the law. Smoking behind the gift shop was just the beginning.


Fat girl camera angle!


I did not have the zoom function enabled on my camera. No. Seriously, I didn't.


Kiiiiiiitty.


This leopard is thinking about how he would love to come home with me and live in my pocket.


This is why we can't have nice things.


The closest I got to any ring-tailed lemurs. Jerks.