An open letter to Nick Cave

[thejunipertree]

Dear Mr. Cave,

What the SHIT is up with the goddamn mustache? For real, man. Did you lose a fucking bet or something?
I seriously adore your new band and you're still a god among men, but your facial hair is really starting to freak me out.

Please make it go away.

Love,
tara

P.S.
My deepest condolences on the death of your hairline. I blame all that Aquanet when you were in The Boys Next Door and The Birthday Party.

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[edwards.livejournal.com]

I hadn't seen that image before, so I searched.

The Proposition is out on DVD, so I shall acquire it. And that moustache... I think that Southern American Gothic bit him and he had too much gumbo.

[dabble.livejournal.com]

He is playing here live soon. I keep thinking I should go just for you.

Maybe I could take a sign.

"Rogaine=Head; Epilady=Face"