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thejunipertreeDeathrockChick: HI
DeathrockChick: HAY I AM TALKING TO YOU HELLO??
DeathrockChick: I READ U ON ALTO.GOTH
me: and who is this?
DeathrockChick: GeorGia u prnoance Jor Gee Ah its FrencH! IM' gong 2 write email 2 altogoth
DeathrockChick: oops i mena alto.goth
me: Dear God in Heaven.
DeathrockChick: Wat
me: You're not real.
me: I disbelieve. I disbelieve. I disbelieve.
DeathrockChick: Ha Ha How do i Send a email to altgooth ? itS a funn web sight ..... U R my fAAvoritee
DeathrockChick: Hi ??
me: Hello!
DeathrockChick: Wats ur fav band
me: Capt'n Matt's Armada.
DeathrockChick: i mena WAT'S soory im new to a internet
DeathrockChick: me 2! :::::smile:::::
me: Just a single internet? You don't have more than one? Are you from one of those under developed third world countries?
DeathrockChick: Wat
me: Poor lonely little internet. You should get it a friend.
DeathrockChick: No I Boautt the Internets last Month I LIVE IN KALAMAZOO
me: It's all so clear to me now.
DeathrockChick: U LIKE BLODS??
DeathrockChick: IMEAN BLOOD
me: Well, if you mean in the sense that I like it pumping through my veins so I can stay moving around and talking, then yes.
DeathrockChick: Wat !ur crazy HA haHa
me: Yep. That's me. I'm a wacky kind of girl.
DeathrockChick: i Like ur stial How do I post emails 2 altogoths ?
Ha Ha
me: I recommend posting to tenorgoths, instead. Much more
intellectually stimulating.
DeathrockChick: Were iz that
me: On the internet.
DeathrockChick: I boat the Internets
me: You like boats? How do you feel about kayaking?
DeathrockChick: wat ?
Batsinthebelfrey: Turn the volume down there, champ. You're making my
ears bleed.
DeathrockChick: UR make no sence NO
my boyfrend is evil Wants to kno how 2 mak EVIL smily ??
me: Can your boyfriend make kittens fly? That is truly evil, if you
ask me.
DeathrockChick: no,,, smily dumass !
DeathrockChick: HELP
me: Are you choking on something? Should I call for an ambulance?
me: Help! Help! Help!
DeathrockChick: we need yor help to lern to makee EVIL SMILY
DeathrockChick: PLESE !!! ?
DeathrockChick: cum on he he ?
me: Evil Smiley receipe, by Magdalene.
One part Smiley emoticon, like so :)
One part Evil emotion, like so \m/
Stir into a black, bubbling cauldron with a frog's leg and three beard hairs from the chinny chin chin of
LUCIFER HIMSELF. Bake in a over set for 350 degress for 666 hours.
DeathrockChick: :::vampyrie smiley::: Hi Its GeorGia
me: Hi, GeorGia!
DeathrockChick: tats a long tim.how do I maake yello smily ?
DeathrockChick: Mom mite wana maike an EVIL CAEK Ha Ha Ha !!
me: With a blonde beard hair from the chinny chin chin of LUCIFER
HIMSELF.
Or maybe some lemons. Definitely something yellow-like.
DeathrockChick: BLOND HA HA !! HEY WAT DID THE BLOND HOE SAY TO THE
GARDIN HOE !
DeathrockChick: HOW ABOTT PEEEE ?? !
DeathrockChick: HI ? NAGDLINNEY HE HE
DeathrockChick: U LIKE MaNSoN!
me: Tell me, what did the Blonde Hoe say to the Garden Hoe?
DeathrockChick: nm hoe
me: I stepped on a rake once. When I was five. It hurt a lot.
DeathrockChick: F**K u
DeathrockChick: desposibil teen
me: (1.) It's FUCK YOU. Learn how to spell it properly if you wish to
insult someone.
(2.) Disposable is spelled like, well, how I just spelled it.
(3.) I'm 27, therefore most definitely not a teen.
DeathrockChick: WATEV*R Ha Ha
me: Do you wear all black?
me: Is black what you wear on the outside because black is what you
wear on the inside?
DeathrockChick: u Cant wer cloths INSIDEE H*E !!
DeathrockChick: frenz ?
me: I'm glad to see you've managed to grasp a few simple concepts
there, snapperhead.
Shall we move on to tying your shoes? Unless you only wear the ones
which have Velcro...
DeathrockChick: bI*TcH ! !
me: Why thank you!
DeathrockChick: i mena b*TcH ! ! Ha Ha
me: I am utterly humbled that you think of me so highly.
me: And I still believe that you are not real.
C'mon. Fess up. Who is this?
DeathrockChick: 16/F/KALAMAZOO !
me: Did you find it incredibly difficult to fill in your name on the
standardised tests in middle school? I mean, with a name like that...
DeathrockChick: Ha Ha Bye !!
me: I am so alone.
DeathrockChick: HAY I AM TALKING TO YOU HELLO??
DeathrockChick: I READ U ON ALTO.GOTH
me: and who is this?
DeathrockChick: GeorGia u prnoance Jor Gee Ah its FrencH! IM' gong 2 write email 2 altogoth
DeathrockChick: oops i mena alto.goth
me: Dear God in Heaven.
DeathrockChick: Wat
me: You're not real.
me: I disbelieve. I disbelieve. I disbelieve.
DeathrockChick: Ha Ha How do i Send a email to altgooth ? itS a funn web sight ..... U R my fAAvoritee
DeathrockChick: Hi ??
me: Hello!
DeathrockChick: Wats ur fav band
me: Capt'n Matt's Armada.
DeathrockChick: i mena WAT'S soory im new to a internet
DeathrockChick: me 2! :::::smile:::::
me: Just a single internet? You don't have more than one? Are you from one of those under developed third world countries?
DeathrockChick: Wat
me: Poor lonely little internet. You should get it a friend.
DeathrockChick: No I Boautt the Internets last Month I LIVE IN KALAMAZOO
me: It's all so clear to me now.
DeathrockChick: U LIKE BLODS??
DeathrockChick: IMEAN BLOOD
me: Well, if you mean in the sense that I like it pumping through my veins so I can stay moving around and talking, then yes.
DeathrockChick: Wat !ur crazy HA haHa
me: Yep. That's me. I'm a wacky kind of girl.
DeathrockChick: i Like ur stial How do I post emails 2 altogoths ?
Ha Ha
me: I recommend posting to tenorgoths, instead. Much more
intellectually stimulating.
DeathrockChick: Were iz that
me: On the internet.
DeathrockChick: I boat the Internets
me: You like boats? How do you feel about kayaking?
DeathrockChick: wat ?
Batsinthebelfrey: Turn the volume down there, champ. You're making my
ears bleed.
DeathrockChick: UR make no sence NO
my boyfrend is evil Wants to kno how 2 mak EVIL smily ??
me: Can your boyfriend make kittens fly? That is truly evil, if you
ask me.
DeathrockChick: no,,, smily dumass !
DeathrockChick: HELP
me: Are you choking on something? Should I call for an ambulance?
me: Help! Help! Help!
DeathrockChick: we need yor help to lern to makee EVIL SMILY
DeathrockChick: PLESE !!! ?
DeathrockChick: cum on he he ?
me: Evil Smiley receipe, by Magdalene.
One part Smiley emoticon, like so :)
One part Evil emotion, like so \m/
Stir into a black, bubbling cauldron with a frog's leg and three beard hairs from the chinny chin chin of
LUCIFER HIMSELF. Bake in a over set for 350 degress for 666 hours.
DeathrockChick: :::vampyrie smiley::: Hi Its GeorGia
me: Hi, GeorGia!
DeathrockChick: tats a long tim.how do I maake yello smily ?
DeathrockChick: Mom mite wana maike an EVIL CAEK Ha Ha Ha !!
me: With a blonde beard hair from the chinny chin chin of LUCIFER
HIMSELF.
Or maybe some lemons. Definitely something yellow-like.
DeathrockChick: BLOND HA HA !! HEY WAT DID THE BLOND HOE SAY TO THE
GARDIN HOE !
DeathrockChick: HOW ABOTT PEEEE ?? !
DeathrockChick: HI ? NAGDLINNEY HE HE
DeathrockChick: U LIKE MaNSoN!
me: Tell me, what did the Blonde Hoe say to the Garden Hoe?
DeathrockChick: nm hoe
me: I stepped on a rake once. When I was five. It hurt a lot.
DeathrockChick: F**K u
DeathrockChick: desposibil teen
me: (1.) It's FUCK YOU. Learn how to spell it properly if you wish to
insult someone.
(2.) Disposable is spelled like, well, how I just spelled it.
(3.) I'm 27, therefore most definitely not a teen.
DeathrockChick: WATEV*R Ha Ha
me: Do you wear all black?
me: Is black what you wear on the outside because black is what you
wear on the inside?
DeathrockChick: u Cant wer cloths INSIDEE H*E !!
DeathrockChick: frenz ?
me: I'm glad to see you've managed to grasp a few simple concepts
there, snapperhead.
Shall we move on to tying your shoes? Unless you only wear the ones
which have Velcro...
DeathrockChick: bI*TcH ! !
me: Why thank you!
DeathrockChick: i mena b*TcH ! ! Ha Ha
me: I am utterly humbled that you think of me so highly.
me: And I still believe that you are not real.
C'mon. Fess up. Who is this?
DeathrockChick: 16/F/KALAMAZOO !
me: Did you find it incredibly difficult to fill in your name on the
standardised tests in middle school? I mean, with a name like that...
DeathrockChick: Ha Ha Bye !!
me: I am so alone.