Some things of note (from the past few days)

[thejunipertree]

Zombie make up is not easily removed from one's hair. After two lather/rinse cycles, I still have gummy patches. No, the makeup was not originally meant to be in my hair. But when you're a zombie, your face kind of goes all over.

Walmart at two in the morning with the rest of my girl gang is PURE COMEDY.

There is nothing quite like driving down the highway in the wee hours of the night with the windows down and the cd player blaring while me and my girls sing along to line, "like testicles from rear view mirrors."

Honking Wemble's horn is a lot of fun when she's not looking.

Honking Wemble's horn is even more fun when she is looking and slapping at my hands desperately in an attempt to dissuade me from honking said horn.

The Engineer's laptop is a bitch to type on.

Men can be quite stupid. The reason why your wedding ring hurts after a pretty girl leaves isn't because you're being held back from your chance to nail that hottie. It's hurting because even if you were single, you'd still be going home tonight to masturbate furiously and alone because said hottie probably wouldn't even touch you with someone else's lips.

I am the Queen of Profanity. Don't even attempt to question this, twatfoot.

Helping someone pack their suitcase on their last night in your company brings much sadness and melancholy. :/

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[snackdaddy.livejournal.com]

Horse play while in traffic is OK as long as noone pokes an eye out.
But for safety sake please refrain from horseplay while the vehicle is in motion.
;)