A summary:

[thejunipertree]

A small section of the highlights from this weekend's adventure at Horrorfind Weekend, in Baltimore.

* "You guys in some kind of gang or somethin'? What's with the coloured hair and the tattoos?"

* A certain horror writer's terrifiyingly UNSUBTLE attempt at hitting on Dani.

* Repeatedly sending The Engineer to the bar for cups of ice.

* Vodka Gimlets, drunk on the sly.

* "You distract that pizza guy, I'll snatch the pizza and make a run for it."

* "The Farm Store. They got fried chicken. Hot dogs. Cold cuts, already made up. Ummm...chips? Fried chicken..."

* Jinx in a pig mask, tweaking his nipple and rubbing a bottle of Captain Morgan's rum against his crotch.

* Thee Pumpkin Girl getting a photo of the above.

* Heb waiting for the elevator in the pig mask and scaring the shit out of the poor man in the elevator when the doors opened.

* Rock Star pool shenanigans that started with trying to bring booze into the pool area, escalated to trying to get Jinx's pants off and ended with a headbutt to my jaw.

* The Blade II Drinking Game!

* "Can I touch your gun, Sex Machine?"

* My disbelief when confronted with O'Doul's on the room service menu.

* "I only eat peyote because I like the taste. I got addicted, so now I eat cow shit to relive the memory."

* Diving under the table when confronted with a zombie scarecrow on stilts. Hilarity ensued.

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I'll give a full report tomorrow, after I've gotten some much needed sleep.

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