Carrie was kind enough to interview me.
Aug. 1st, 2003 04:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertree1. So what exactly is your beef with that poor, gay Morrissey fellow?
Basically, I can't stand anything about him. I hate his voice, his music, the way he dresses, the way his mouth is shaped. I hate the hoardes of blithering fangirls (in high school this was the worst, oh how they annoyed me). I think he's a pompous, smarmy schmuck with a chickenchest.
2. Why is it that you would pee in a sink in front of me, but not be my going-to-the-bathroom buddy otherwise?
Pure desperation. If you may recall, there were two stalls in that bathroom. And the proposed question was about if you had gotten to the stall first, since the other was occupied. If I had to pee in the sink, you would have been in a stall. And therefore, never witnessed me peeing in the sink. However, I beat you to the stall. ^_^
3. If the situation warranted it, like if I had gotten myself in a shitload of trouble with the law, would you run with me and play it like Thelma & Louise?
Yep. Without hesitation.
4. If you had the chance to kill someone who deserved a killin' (say someone who abuses the old and infirm or a serial rapist), how would you do it?
I'd do it Se7en style. Match the death to their crime.
5. If you could choose between moving to London freely and your life and friends here at home, would you give up what you have in order to live your dream?
No, I would not.
I learned my lesson the hard way about things of that nature. I'll still pursue my dreams, but not if they mean abandoning my friends and my life and my family.
THE RULES!
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
So. Who wants to be interviewed?
Basically, I can't stand anything about him. I hate his voice, his music, the way he dresses, the way his mouth is shaped. I hate the hoardes of blithering fangirls (in high school this was the worst, oh how they annoyed me). I think he's a pompous, smarmy schmuck with a chickenchest.
2. Why is it that you would pee in a sink in front of me, but not be my going-to-the-bathroom buddy otherwise?
Pure desperation. If you may recall, there were two stalls in that bathroom. And the proposed question was about if you had gotten to the stall first, since the other was occupied. If I had to pee in the sink, you would have been in a stall. And therefore, never witnessed me peeing in the sink. However, I beat you to the stall. ^_^
3. If the situation warranted it, like if I had gotten myself in a shitload of trouble with the law, would you run with me and play it like Thelma & Louise?
Yep. Without hesitation.
4. If you had the chance to kill someone who deserved a killin' (say someone who abuses the old and infirm or a serial rapist), how would you do it?
I'd do it Se7en style. Match the death to their crime.
5. If you could choose between moving to London freely and your life and friends here at home, would you give up what you have in order to live your dream?
No, I would not.
I learned my lesson the hard way about things of that nature. I'll still pursue my dreams, but not if they mean abandoning my friends and my life and my family.
THE RULES!
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
So. Who wants to be interviewed?
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ok
Date: 2003-08-01 08:25 am (UTC)Re: ok
Date: 2003-08-01 11:16 pm (UTC)(1.) I've seen you move through many style changes in your life. Which one were you most comfortable with and why?
(2.) A long time ago, you asked me to bring you back a sheep from Scotland. I brought you back a sheep, but it was a wee plush one. What would you have done if I'd shown up at the bookstore with a live sheep in tow?
(3.) Do you possibly have any idea of how much money I actually owe you? All the times you paid for me to eat, bought me tickets to a concert, shared booze, etc.
(4.) Who is your most missed friend and why? (and no, this isn't me fishing for a compliment. I know everyone has friends who coast out of their lives, dead and alive. I've got a ton of them.)
(5.) What's Putty doing right this very moment?
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 08:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(2.) When was the first time you cross dressed and how did it make you feel?
(3.) [This question is directly influenced by a Twilight Zone episode I was discussing last night.] You receive a box with a single red button on it. You are told that if you push the button, you will receive one million dollars (tax free). However, someone that you don't know and will never know will die if you push it. After five days or so, someone will come to collect the box. If you pushed the button, they will hand you the money. If you don't push the button, they don't hand you anything. But either way, the box will then be given to someone else that you don't know and will never know. Do you push the button?
(4.) Describe yourself in haiku format. 5-7-5
(5.) How did you come upon alt.gothic and what was the first thing you ever posted there?
Don't forget the rules after you answer these in your journal.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 08:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-02 12:08 am (UTC)hahahahaha!
(no subject)
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(2.) When the hell did you start posting again and why did you stop in the first place? I only took you off my friends list because you stopped posting. >:P
(3.) Also, how did you first come across my LJ and why did you add me?
(4.) Would you swallow a cup of chum for a thousand dollars? Chum, in case you don't know, is a mixture of fish, blood, oil, and various other things. And it's thrown in the water to troll for sharks.
(5.) What is your worst childhood memory?
Don't forget the rules when you add your answers to your own journal.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 09:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(2.) You've always been enormously sweet to me, although we don't know each other rather well. In spite of this not knowing each other, I would love to hang out with you in your hometown. Where would you take me and what would we do?
(3.) I just watched a documentary last night called, "Kurt and Courtney". Who do you think killed Kurt Cobain?
(4.) If you drink or have ever drank, what was your absolute worst drunken experience?
(5.) Who are the people who have directly influenced your life and how you live it?
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(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 10:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-02 08:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:48 am (UTC)doooo ittttt
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:36 pm (UTC)(2.) Your hearing or your artistic talent. You are going to lose one of these things overnight, never to regain it again. Which do you choose to keep and why?
(3.) I'm thinking of a number inbetween one and a lot. What is it?
(4.) What did you truly think of the shirt which I had *unnamed person here* make for me to wear in Wemble's wedding? (for the record, I fucking hated it.)
(5.) Is there a God/Higher Power?
Don't forget the rules!
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 12:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 02:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:11 pm (UTC);P
This should be interesting....
Date: 2003-08-01 12:24 pm (UTC)Re: This should be interesting....
Date: 2003-08-01 11:42 pm (UTC)(2.) Remember back when you had your mohawk? What the hell did you use to keep it stiff and how often did you do it?
(3.) Describe your worst South Street experience.
(4.) You have the chance to set sail on a boat for one year. In that year, you will learn a skill that is guarenteed to obtain you, on your arrival home, an enjoyable job which pays a stupidly huge amount of money. The catch is that you have to sail away on this boat for one year and have absolutely no contact with any of your friends or family. Do you do it?
(5.) Best childhood memory.
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(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 12:45 pm (UTC)Just if it's no trouble..
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:50 pm (UTC)(2.) If you could be any world leader, who would it be and why?
(3.) I'm God and I've decided to move your life into that of a specific horror movie. However, I'm a benevolent God and I've decided that you get to choose which movie it's going to be. Which one do you choose?
(4.) A long time ago, I told you my theory on how the human population is culled by serial killers, plagues, mass tragedies, war, and other such nastiness. That all of these things are just a form of population control and humans killed by such things are merely prey being picked off by predators. I remember you telling me I was cold for saying so, but I don't remember if you said whether or not you agreed with my statement. Do you agree?
(5.) I'm going to pose a question to you that I posed to someone else. You've been awarded one do-over. You get to redo one moment in your life. What is it and why?
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(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(2.) If there was one thing about me that you could change, either for my benefit or for your own, what would it be?
(3.) What do you think is going to be the biggest challenge in your career as a mortician?
(4.) I'm going to ask a question that I saw you ask someone else, just because I find it interesting: What first drew you to the goth scene?
(5.) Before we started talking, the two of us interacted on a specific newsgroup. What did you think of me, before you knew anything about me?
I'm not going to tell you to pay attention to the rules, because you've already done this.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 02:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 04:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-02 12:00 am (UTC)(2.) How did you find my LJ and what made you decide to add me to your friends list?
(3.) I've recently read in your journal of a newfound (I think) fondness for Renn Faires. Why do you find them so enjoyable and what's your favourite part about them?
(4.) It has been decided by the Powers That Be (TM) that you are to die in a famous tragedy. However, you get to pick which one (no matter when it actually it happened). Which one do you choose?
(5.) What's your worst fear?
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(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-08-02 12:06 am (UTC)(2.) What do you think is the absolute worst crime someone could commit?
(3.) Destitute people have me. Rich people don't. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
(4.) Did I just spell 'destitute' correctly?
(5.) You are forced to choose between losing your sight or living the rest of your life with a hook for your dominant hand. Which do you choose?
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