computard!

[thejunipertree]

Stupid fucking computer.

I somehow managed to get a virus. How? I do not know. But, I suspect my brother's porn downloading habits contributed to it. There is going to be a stop put to that. I'm sick of playing clean up crew whenever he or our mom fucks this machine up.

It has taken me three hours to get rid of this stupid thing and I'm currently downloading security patches in the last round of it. Not to mention all the work I did on it last night, trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong.

So. This is why I haven't been around for the past two days, in case anyone is curious. Not to mention that I passed the fuck out last night at around 11:30 pm after talking a world of shit at The Engineer all night.

This post has been brought to you by the letters "q" and a half brick in a sock.

EDIT***
Actually!
I was a victim of the Blaster Worm!
hahahahahahahaha!

money shot!

Comments

[hexennacht.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that I passed the fuck out last night at around 11:30 pm after talking a world of shit at The Engineer all night.

ooh details girlfriend

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I was just tired and not making any sense. Also, include random giggling at absolutely nothing. He kept asking me questions about important things or something I would need my memory for and I just wasn't cutting it.

I'm still downloading patches for my computard and I have to leave to pick my mom up in half an hour. But, I'll be around later. Will you?

[hexennacht.livejournal.com]

It's 7p, lady. Just how much later did you have in mind? My ass is TIRED! I'm a nappin' son'bitch.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I was there 9:30pm.
Where were YOU?

No away message, nothing. :P

[hexennacht.livejournal.com]

I was getting ice cream. It's not my fault you signed off.

[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should all gather and hold a porn intervention for your bro.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I think that is referred to, in some circles, as 'getting him a girlfriend'.

[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

Shit. I dunno if I can help with that... I don't know anybody you went to high school with.
*shrug*

[prgrmr.livejournal.com]

If you don't have it already, use this occasion to get your brother to pay for at least half of Norton Internet Security, and avoid this pain in the future.

And then tell him you love him and if he does it again you'll break his fingers. Or something.

[earthglow.livejournal.com]

i got that too? i have it, rather? I think. no one knows. how did you get it off? (i have norton, btw, but...i'm really just trusting my dad on that one)