hobknobbing with the assgoblins.

[thejunipertree]

word of the day: HOBKNOB

Feel how it just rolls off your tongue?

hobbbbbbbknobbbbbbb.
hobknob! hobknob! hobknob!
HOBKNOB!!!

Conversation just now (in meatspace, not online)-

wemble: hobknob?
me: YEAH!
wemble: you mean like 'hobknobbing with the others'?
me: errr. I was thinking more along the lines of...*collapses laughing*
wemble: I don't think I really want to know. I don't!
me: *still laughing*
wemble: is this another of your 'sex with short dick' euphemisms?
me: how do you spell euphemisms?
wemble: that looks about right.



Assgoblin is a pretty good word too, I think.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

Either you moved or you're posting this with the power of your mind alone!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

As much as I would love to tout my mental prowess, I need to confess that South Jersey is uneffected by the power robbing assgoblins that are currently plundering the Great White Northeast Coast.

[hexennacht.livejournal.com]

HOBKNOB.

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

How about twatgoblin???

Hobnobs, anyone?

[acrorat.livejournal.com]

These are British cookies! They are! Great name! There are some great names for products around, especially in Continental Europe.

In France, Coco-Pops cereal are called Plopsies! A personal favorite of mine is a de-icing spray from Finland called PISS!