airy fairy hippie bullshit nonsense with a fake string section

[thejunipertree]

Tonight was good, though I must now announce that I am the BEST FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Yes, many of you my ex boyfriends out there might not have realised this. And Lord knows that LiveJournal is like a Tara ex-boyfriend hoedown. But! I feel the need to make this announcement. And I've already informed the Engineer of this.

I am the BEST FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD because I let my boyfriend play his goddamn hippie "ambient" music that I HATE in my car. MY car. When I do not request to play my techno beep-beep music in his car.

See, the Engineer normally has good taste in music. Except for his liking of Type O Negative, Rush, and this ambient crystal waving crap. And every weeknight, there is a radio show on WXPN that plays ambient music for a couple of hours (on the weekends, it's even worse. SIX HOURS of the shit.) So, when we are driving in my car around midnight, he will request that I change the music from whatever cd I'm playing to this radio station so he can hear what's on.

And because I am the BEST FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD, I allow it. Despite the fact that it is my car and I am a fucking dictator when it comes to the music played in my car. And despite the fact that this radio show is primarily made up of a bunch of plinkity plink wooooaaarrrrhhooow synth shit that makes my ears twitch.

I just know he's going to have something to say tomorrow when he reads this. ;)

In other news, nefarious plans have been made with Miss Robin regarding this weekend. Although we haven't hashed out definitive plans for Saturday yet (like the whens of meeting up), it is all sure to be a good time. Furthermore, Miss Janette is scheduled to arrive at around six pm or close thereabouts.

I have also decreed that there will be absolutely NO singing of "On the way to Cape May" in the car during our car ride to the ocean, because I will seriously put people out on the side of the fucking road for such transgressions. I'm looking in your direction, Miss Robin!

Comments

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

Yes.. this may be true..

but does it say Wilson on your Forehead???

[ferretboi.livejournal.com]

LOL! Nothing says I love you like putting up with Shite music. And I have to say, from what I know, you are the best girlfriend a boy could ever hope for. :-) I hope the Engineer is properly appreciative. :-)

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

See, the Engineer normally has good taste in music. Except for his liking of Type O Negative, Rush, and this ambient crystal waving crap. And every weeknight, there is a radio show on WXPN that plays ambient music for a couple of hours (on the weekends, it's even worse. SIX HOURS of the shit.) So, when we are driving in my car around midnight, he will request that I change the music from whatever cd I'm playing to this radio station so he can hear what's on.

Echoes, the show we listened to last night, is a new age music show. StarsEnd, the six hour long show on saturday night, is ambient and experimental music. I thank you for allowing me to listen to it when we can. And yes you are THE BEST GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD! *HUGS and KISSES*

TYPE O NEGATIVE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

LONG LIVE SEXY ASS PETER STEELE AND HIS LARGE PENIS.

KENNY STILL HAS NOT SHIT.