Monster Mania 2004

[thejunipertree]

Miss Robin and I have decided to set up a booth at the upcoming (well, in August) Monster Mania convention, which is taking place in our home state of New Jersey.

We're going to sell hotdogs and donuts. Maybe cans of soda.

See, my theory is this: hotel food is disgustingly expensive (at the tattoo convention we went to last weekend, they had salads in the hotel restaraunt for OVER TEN DOLLARS), therefore, people will be very willing to shell out their money for some hotdogs and donuts. Anyone who disagrees with my theory is a dumbass.

I'll have that gold tooth I've been wanting in NO TIME FLAT, co-running this gig.

Comments

[lachupacabra.livejournal.com]

that is an awesome idea!
my gf lisa & i did it @ a women's day event once!
even better than donuts: little flappy bat cupcakes
(easy to make out of hostess cupcakes & CUTE
as fuck!!!!!).
:D

[miss-lie-lock.livejournal.com]

if you throw in something else I will say your unstopable...like maybe small bags of chips?? You know snacks for the diabetic/vegan people but the ones that still want junk, think about them too. Don't want to get to fancy, and have bagels. Seriously though you guys would clear up and being cute girls $$$$$$

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Thatwould probably work, everyone knows fat, stinky fan boys [have you ever had the misfortune of being in an elevator at Chiller?] eat nothing but hot dogs and donuts. There's no other way to explain it.

I really, really want to make Monster Mania this year. If I can correct my finances by then [and seriously... not doing so really isn't an option]I'm there. And Matt will purchase one of your hot dogs. He's not a fat stinky fan boy, but he does like the occassional hot dog. :)

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[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

You have an Oaklyn icon!!
Hahahahaha.

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[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

I was there with kevinperson this summer, and I made him take a picture of me there because that's one of the most bizarre sidewalks I have ever seen. I love it. :)

[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

JENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!!

I insist on wearing my hotdogs&donuts outfit again.
Although, I doubt there will be any Mormons to terrorize this time.

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[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Why are there ninjas on the Wizard of Oz float, Robin?

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[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

Ummm Ninjas?
I thought they were Mexican wrestlers.

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

the new james bond film....meetzemonsta as "goldtooth" da da da da.. da da da