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You know what gets on my nerves? Artsy girls.
Yeah, I realise I'm one, too. But, I'm not
of the sort to take billions of photographs of
myself all twisted up and posing for the camera.

There's this girl on LJ, who gets on my last
goddamn nerve.

Sure, I think she's very beautiful and she's
very talented with writing. But, for the love
of Mice! Please stop gawking in front of the
camera like you're a newborn deer still learning
how to utilise your limbs!

Huge, stary crack baby eyes. Gawping wet-lipped
mouth (which really, does not make you look
mysterious or innocent, it makes you like vacant
and vacuous). Trotting out thrift store dress
after thrift store dress.

It's not art. It's narcissistic and annoying.
And if it's not the-clutching-at-yourself-and-
staring-vacantly pose, it's the-gazing-off-
meaningfully-into-the-distance pose like you're
Jane fucking Austen.

Please.
Get over yourself.