Ia! Ia! Cthluhu!

Holy Mary, Mother of mice above. We got a new girl in my department today who seems to be of the fervently religious sort. I've been here for fifteen minutes and I've only heard her talk about God, church, her pastor, and ministering to people.

I'm doomed, I tell you.

Maybe I should make the Baron's altar a bit more visible.

heheheh

"One almost has to mourn that there was no room for it on the Ark."

In honour of today's newest addition to my work place, I give you this.

According to Gill, the skeleton, which stands nearly 20 feet tall, possesses terrifying, razor-sharp teeth and claws, confirming that it was an evil beast in league with Satan, the Great Deceiver.