Bertrand Russell was never called an asshole.

The coward wretch whose hand and heart can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start from the slightest pain or equal foe.

just for Robin!

The Engineer, who is a fecal freak: I didn't tell you... I fed betelgeuse and I saw him pee :-)

The Engineer, who is a fecal freak: it was gross

The Engineer, who is a fecal freak: it was like his ass threw-up

Tara, the ever-suffering girlfriend: I suspect that that comment is way too close to discussing poop.