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Nov. 12th, 2003
you will love it with extra road trip
Nov. 12th, 2003 12:49 pmToo much to really condense into a nice short post, detailing my adventures over the past week. Let's just say these few things:
* I hate Ohio.
* I hate Indiania.
* I really fucking hate Illinois.
* While we're on the subject of pillars of hate, I also hate the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
* there's a road in Ohio called "Fangboner". I shit you not.
* seeing that at three in the morning causes much hilarity.
* I probably shouldn't drive for long distances ever again.
* "You know, Tara. You really do drive like a bat out of hell."
* Howard Johnson franchises are the fucking DEVIL.
* I am most likely going to hell for the majority of things which have come out of my mouth in the past four days.
* Emergency Defillabrators are not meant to be stolen. They're also very hard to pronounce.
* I probably shouldn't ever again leave a message on the Engineer's answering machine saying that Thee Pumpkin Girl and Carrie stole one, now we're on the lam from the law, and I'll call him again from Topeka.
* There is a certain je ne c'est whatever about peeling yourself off of a leather seat, after driving for six hours straight.
* SHUT UP, SLUT!
* I do not care to belong to a group of stupid, humble whores with dirty snatches.
* I spent ten dollars in quarters trying to get a stuffed goat out of a claw machine at a rest stop in Pennsylvania. Fifty cents a try. You do the math.
* "Red Bull puts the A back in SMART."
* I can indeed survive on nothing but Slim Jims, candy bars, and diet Coke for days at a time. However, driving while eating Corn Nuts is probably not the wisest of ideas.
* I gots my Carrie home again. *love*
* Robin killed Christ. It's true.
* COME ON, YA'LL! IT'S TIME TO GET NICE!
* I hate Ohio.
* I hate Indiania.
* I really fucking hate Illinois.
* While we're on the subject of pillars of hate, I also hate the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
* there's a road in Ohio called "Fangboner". I shit you not.
* seeing that at three in the morning causes much hilarity.
* I probably shouldn't drive for long distances ever again.
* "You know, Tara. You really do drive like a bat out of hell."
* Howard Johnson franchises are the fucking DEVIL.
* I am most likely going to hell for the majority of things which have come out of my mouth in the past four days.
* Emergency Defillabrators are not meant to be stolen. They're also very hard to pronounce.
* I probably shouldn't ever again leave a message on the Engineer's answering machine saying that Thee Pumpkin Girl and Carrie stole one, now we're on the lam from the law, and I'll call him again from Topeka.
* There is a certain je ne c'est whatever about peeling yourself off of a leather seat, after driving for six hours straight.
* SHUT UP, SLUT!
* I do not care to belong to a group of stupid, humble whores with dirty snatches.
* I spent ten dollars in quarters trying to get a stuffed goat out of a claw machine at a rest stop in Pennsylvania. Fifty cents a try. You do the math.
* "Red Bull puts the A back in SMART."
* I can indeed survive on nothing but Slim Jims, candy bars, and diet Coke for days at a time. However, driving while eating Corn Nuts is probably not the wisest of ideas.
* I gots my Carrie home again. *love*
* Robin killed Christ. It's true.
* COME ON, YA'LL! IT'S TIME TO GET NICE!
oh, and another thing
Nov. 12th, 2003 01:34 pmThe job interview which I had today sucked.
It seems to be some kind of marketing company. They say everyone starts at entry level, which involves business to business sales. As in driving from place to place, attempting to get some business to buy whatever it is that's being sold. Oh, and the second interview with them is an all day, unpaid trial run.
And the paycheck's are 100% commission. No salary. Just commission.
Fuck that noise.
Seems scammy and shady to me.
I don't like the idea of waking up unemployed every day, which is what working for 100% commission is like. Not only that, but you're still considered to be employed. So, if things go all pear shaped, you're unable to get assistance.
I'm hoping some of the other offices I've sent resumes to last week call back. Because I can't take this inactive shit much longer. It's driving me crazy.
It seems to be some kind of marketing company. They say everyone starts at entry level, which involves business to business sales. As in driving from place to place, attempting to get some business to buy whatever it is that's being sold. Oh, and the second interview with them is an all day, unpaid trial run.
And the paycheck's are 100% commission. No salary. Just commission.
Fuck that noise.
Seems scammy and shady to me.
I don't like the idea of waking up unemployed every day, which is what working for 100% commission is like. Not only that, but you're still considered to be employed. So, if things go all pear shaped, you're unable to get assistance.
I'm hoping some of the other offices I've sent resumes to last week call back. Because I can't take this inactive shit much longer. It's driving me crazy.
