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If you step in a puddle once, I'll most likely chalk it up to ignorance and feel some sympathy for you. After all, your pants get all muddy and you're now forced to walk around all day with wet shoes. That's never any fun.

If you step in the puddle again, full well knowing the puddle is there and of your own free will, then you're a fucking moron. I will point and laugh, especially when you dare to bemoan your lot in life.