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On the twelfth day of Christmas, meetzemonsta sent to me...

Twelve bettas drumming

Eleven magpies piping

Ten zombies a-leaping

Nine sharks dancing

Eight breakbeats a-milking

Seven cigarettes a-swimming

Six peppermints a-laying

Five bla-a-a-ack-billed magpies

Four villainous eyebrows

Three comic books

Two mary janes

...and a bourbon in a bacon apple pie.

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