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[thejunipertree]

Joanna's new hobby, apparently, is finding bracelets for me to attempt to try on. I was subjected to several different kinds this evening, in an effort to see which ones would go over my freakishly shaped paw-hands. See, I have wee little hands with itty short fingers, but they're wide. Good for climbing trees and picking pockets.

The first bracelet managed to slip past the widest part, but that's the bracelet that slides right off her hand. The second one I couldn't get past my thumb joint. Ha. Ha. Ha.

These are not hands made for wearing bracelets. These are hands made for cracking open oysters on my chest with a fucking rock.

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[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

I think your paw hands are adorable. I've been told I have tiny hands, but I never take it seriously because I've seen your hands, and they are tiny paws. I never thought they were "freakishly shaped" though.

People like to put things around my wrists, though, because they are freakishly small. I can't wear rubber bracelets because they fall off -- I had some kids ones, which I have worn for years, but can't find more. I'm down to 8, and I started with something like 24. I only lose them when they break, as opposed to regular ones that just slip off. I also can't wear normal bracelets, because they fall off, as well.