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[thejunipertree]

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This image brings me so much joy. Last week, it was the 'if you have this haircut, expect a punch in the face on 06-06-06'. Which is equally hilarious and hilariously equal to the tank cat.

I know a lot of people have complaints about the punch-in-the-face meme, but they're humourless and sour bastards who need to clean the great quantity of sand from their vaginas.



P.S.
Last week, I successfully convinced Wendy, our junior accountant from Hong Kong, to teach me how to say "Is there sand in your vagina?" in Mandarin. Everyone in the office now thinks I'm evil for teaching her the phrase in English, except for Joanna, who's been laughing for days about this.

Wendy's soul is made of gummy bears and I have little pink hearts for her.

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And... uh... just how DO you say "Is there sand in your vagina?" in Mandarin? Phonetically, please.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

And... uh... just how DO you say "Is there sand in your vagina?" in Mandarin? Phonetically, please.

Wendy tells me it is pronounced, "knee ying boo yo sah ma". :D