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[thejunipertree]

Sometimes, I get ideas into my head and they won't leave me alone no matter what.

This current idea involves a pink ballerina dress in the pet section at Target and my fat-ass cat, Tinker.
The Engineer had been telling me for weeks that this was a bad idea, but I wouldn't be swayed. This is pure comedy and I can't resist.



He's a little confused at first, not realizing what I'm doing and just thinking I'm trying to give him love.


Dawning of horror, he stiffens his limbs in resolution.


A back shot, to show the detail of the dress. He wouldn't move from the ottoman for the longest time.


And somewhere, a pretty pretty princess plots my demise.


We also wanted Nympho to try the dress on, but he didn't seem to care very much about it. That's Miss Robin in the background.



What does this boil down to?

I am a terrible person who obviously hates her cats.




heh.

Comments

[biggerstaff.livejournal.com]

I think you are a genius. You totally made my day today, and made me smile. Thank you, chickie!

[ninjalie.livejournal.com]

So cute >_< I need to get one for my cat!

[sola.livejournal.com]

Aw, the poor fat one. Look at his bulk straining the seams. Too damn funny.

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA i would have peed myself had i been there.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Nympho looks distressingly 'at home' in that dress. Have you noticed any copies of "Humans!" or "Human on a Hot Tin Roof" lying around, or kitty-sized chaps?

[rhiann31.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking the same thing....you may have to go out and get him another outfit.....and some accessories....Nympho needs a hat too...

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Motorbike helmet and RayBans.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

There but for the grace of g0d goes Bort.

[dabble.livejournal.com]

Eheehheheheheheeeeeeeeee!!!

[labrysinthe.livejournal.com]

Tinker looks pissed. :D :D :D