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There are two biscuits in an oven.

IN FRANCE.

One says to the other, "Il fait chaud ici," and the other says, "Zut alors! Un croissant qui parle!"

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Date: 2007-01-08 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bifemmefatale.livejournal.com
I'll have what you're having.

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Date: 2007-01-08 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyboy.livejournal.com
Vous êtes ma personne étrange préférée d'Internet.

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Date: 2007-01-08 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
Je suis une personne étrange préférée! Trois acclamations pour moi!

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Date: 2007-01-08 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyboy.livejournal.com
J'ai encouragé trois fois! Vous pouvez les compter!

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Date: 2007-01-08 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemco.livejournal.com
Vous etes lunatique.

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Date: 2007-01-08 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
Vous êtes fait de fromage vert. Fromage vert, je vous dis ! En outre, vous sentez de façon alarmante des arachides.

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Date: 2007-01-08 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyboy.livejournal.com
Ils disent que la lune est faite de fromage vert. Vous avez dit avant que vous fassiez la lune éclater. Vous ne ferez pas Monsieur James éclater, vous?

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Date: 2007-01-09 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com
LOVE. The language of LOVE.

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Date: 2007-01-09 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wemble.livejournal.com
He put his...how do you say...testicles...all over me.

Extraordinarily Bad French Jokes Post

Date: 2007-01-09 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diamond-j.livejournal.com

Why did the French chef make an omelette with only one egg?
Because, one egg is an oeuf.


What happened when the mama cat gave birth to 4 kittens in a leaky boat?
Une deux trois quatre cinq.

Don't blame me folks. These are the jokes.
I'll be here toute semaine.

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