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thejunipertreeThere are two biscuits in an oven.
IN FRANCE.
One says to the other, "Il fait chaud ici," and the other says, "Zut alors! Un croissant qui parle!"
IN FRANCE.
One says to the other, "Il fait chaud ici," and the other says, "Zut alors! Un croissant qui parle!"
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Extraordinarily Bad French Jokes Post
Date: 2007-01-09 04:20 am (UTC)Why did the French chef make an omelette with only one egg?
Because, one egg is an oeuf.
What happened when the mama cat gave birth to 4 kittens in a leaky boat?
Une deux trois quatre cinq.
Don't blame me folks. These are the jokes.
I'll be here toute semaine.