fast moving pulmonary anthrax zombies?!

[thejunipertree]

I have continually attempted to have this conversation with myself, but it never works out quite so well.

Zombies are, after all, pretty fucking scary.

Although, I still think the fast moving ones are scarier.
I mean, c'mon. My fat ass running away from Olympic sprinting-type zombies? That's a laugh, I tell you.

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[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

Someone on my friend's list had written a wonderful essay a while back about why fast zombies are just wrong (because the living dead trying to eat your brains is scary in and of itself, without them being quick and coordinated), but sadly it was later deleted.