only happy when it rains

[thejunipertree]

This is the sort of day that I wish to spend three sheets to the wind and involved in committing acts of abject douchebaggery (generally, with Joanna).

However, it has turned out to be the sort of day where I skulk around the office with my hood up, narrowly avoid stabbing anyone in the face when they irritate me (Boss-Lady, I'm looking in your direction), call Joanna a thousand times because she hasn't shown up for work AGAIN, and blast music as soon as everyone leaves for the evening.

I am also doing seriously bang-up job of cutting the hell out of the inside of my mouth by eating gourmet dark potato chips. This things are quite possibly the fourth best thing I've ever had in my mouth, if a bit painful.

I reckon I'll go smoke a cigarette, then attempt to get back to work. I'm not promising anything, I'm just saying.

Comments

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

"the fourth best thing I've ever had in my mouth"

Do I wanna know what the top 3 are?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Dark potato chips? If they're that dark, shouldn't they be cutting themselves?

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

Well, there's emo dark and then there's sadistic dark...

[edwards.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "In Soviet Russia, Potato Chip Bite You", but this is funnier.

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm always up for abject douchebaggery....you should have called! And I miss your face.