I am a bad person, film at 11.

[thejunipertree]

It's generally a bad scene when I get bored. I'm likely to do things that other people or my cats regret. The Engineer has taken to saying that if I giggle for thirty seconds about something I'm planning, it usually means it's a bad idea.

The evening that is documented behind the LJ cut started while I was sitting on the ottoman in my living room, quietly chatting with The Engineer and Mister Kyle. In the middle of the conversation, an idea popped into my head, so I got up and went to the kitchen to get a roll of tinfoil.

That being said, I present to you:


This is Nympho.
He just happened to be walking past when I decided he would look lovely with armor.


Notice the saddle? I worked very hard on that.


Nympho started to get irritated with me for some reason, so I set my sights on one of the other cats. This is Tinker. He's fat and can't run away from me as fast as the other cats can.


Unfortunately, Tinker's errr...girth also made the saddle straps a tad snug on him.


Laugh while you can, human. Tonight while you sleep, I'm pissing in your bed.

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