This is the fifth best thing I've ever had in my mouth!

[thejunipertree]

Nasty, nasty spider ladies with hooks on their backs. I need to fling a vine from a floating flower, open the abdomen. Save the dog.

Goddamn, I can't get it right. I tried for hours last night, but only accomplished irritation. Fucking Okami. Fucking video games.

Perdurabo? The movie. It appears to only remotely be related to Crowley, as my research seems to show. I wish I knew more Spanish, but my skills only extend to saying things like The devil is in my pants and No mi gusto. I could have sworn there was supposed to be a movie coming out about his life, but I can't find any information on it. Google has failed me once again, my darlings.

So many books I am currently reading. Two different zombie related books (Undead and Philosophy: Chicken Soup for the Soulless and World War Z, both very good), a Joyce Carol Oates book whose name is escaping me, The Omnivore's Dilemna, a book about Charles Addams, and Rats: Observations on the History and Habitat of the City's Most Unwanted Inhabitants. My brain, she is reaching maximum capacity!

As a college student, I have been spending my winter break playing video games and drinking far too much. Saturday night, I spent surrounded by very good friends of mine that I see far too infrequently. I drank an entire bottle of Perrier Jouet and proclaimed myself to be the classiest drunk ever. I came very close to the drunken I love you, man speeches, but held back and only leaned on people. A lovely mixture of strawberries, bananas, sugar, ginger, and sweet red wine was consumed, standing up in my kitchen. Mouthfuls of whipped cream made it lovelier and I laughed so much my head spun in circles. I talked about physics until my brain pulsed, and watched terrible shark movies. I love my friends terribly.

There is nothing in this world like a champagne drunk.

This weekend, I hope to see bellydancers and eat savory eggplant with perfumed fingers. Then perhaps, more wine.

Comments

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew more Spanish, but my skills only extend to saying things like The devil is in my pants and No mi gusto

Here is another one for you..

Tu Mama es Una Puta Sucia Translation: Your mother is a dirty whore.

Bless my latin co-workers!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

How do you pronounce the sucia part?

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

soo see ah

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

Man oh man, fruit + champagne + whipped cream = heaven. And then bellydancers! Are you going to the place in New Castle? I went there once ages & ages ago and it was tremendous.

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

A book on Charles Addams?
How cool...

Here's my useful Spanish phrases:

Mi lapiz es grande y amarillo = My pencil is large and yellow.

Asno sussio = dirty ass

Donde esta el bano = where is the bathroom?

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

That battle took me some time, too. I just beat it Xmas day. I only had to do it once, but I know it took me way longer than it should have.

The key is to KEEP RUNNING at any and all times she is attacking. Just move constantly, and wait for that egg thing to pop up on her back so you can power slash it and get to the vine-attachy part. As long as you're running while she's in attack mode, she won't be able to hit you with her web/fireballs/etc.

I <3 that game.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

heh.
The running part, I had down.
It was the vine-attachy part I had difficulty with. I swear, they made that intentionally irritating. And there's a part later on in the game where you had to vine-attach a log zooming down a river. It took me forever.

That being said, last night I beat the shit out of that spider bitch. Now I'm up to the cursed town where my inkpots keep going tits up on me.