Invocation of The Wee One

[thejunipertree]

materials needed:

1 Totoro stuffed animal (to violate)

10 Power Bars

various squeaky toys

2 camoflauge hair scrunchies

1 Pikachu costume

assorted Hello Kitty merchandise

15 hits of LSD

handful of acorns (caps intact)

1 copy of Prince's "Around the World in a Day"


invocation:

NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!

(violation of the Totoro doll commences)

THE POWER OF BADTZ MARU COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF JIGGLEYPUFF COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF MOTOSQUID COMPELLS YOU!

(playing of "Rasberry Beret commences)

NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!