LOLcats vs. DYFS: FIGHT!

[thejunipertree]

A couple of months ago, I infected rowan_1958 with LOLcats, which is probably the best cure in the world for being pissed off at work.

She went on to infect one of her friends with it.

Because of this, last Friday, Division of Youth and Family Services fucked off for the afternoon to look at all the kitties.

hee.

I shut down DYFS by propagating a meme! Yar!

Children all over New Jersey were being abused today, Tara. Chained up in closets. Being touched by their creepy uncle who hugs too long. Eating paint chips. And it's because of YOU.

In further happiness, today is grey and rainy and quite chilly. This allows me to wear my black and grey striped emo-kid sweater, which makes me the happiest Tara ever.

For my next trick, I am going to go outside and smoke a cigarette.

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