Arse over teakettle with power! Power, I say!

[thejunipertree]

It would appear, in addition to having a massive quantity of sand in my vagina, I am also a moderator on a power trip (I took out the second link I'd originally included to be kind, because it linked to someone's personal journal).

hee. Good times.

Power-tripping mod? Not bloody likely.

What I actually am is a bitch, with very little patience for the back-pedaling of passive-aggressive fools. I reckon it is not difficult to figure out that when a post appears in a moderated community, it's because the Moderating Powers That Be (tm) have deemed it suitable under the existing guidelines. Therefore, when one posts a snipey comment to the OP I'm sorry- "attempts to engage in dialog", one is going to get a terse response from one of the cuntier mods (read: me).

Further, said cunty mod is going to get even cuntier when one tries to pull some bland, internet bullshit like tacking "/interest" at the end of a comment. Oh, please. Pretending to no longer have any interest in an argument is just about as valid and successful as using "Whatever." in one's rebuttal statement.

You got tapped with a rolled-up newspaper for piddling on the carpet. Walk it off, cupcake.

To recap:

Bitchy? Yes.
Cunty? Undoubtably.
Sand in my vagina? Sometimes.
Power-tripping? The ban-hammer would have been brought out, if that were the case. After banning the offender, I also would have gone out on a balcony, flung my arms up into the arms, and sung "Don't Cry For Me, Food Porn" to a crowd of community members.

All of this makes me want to steal the "I'm mod, so I do whatever I want tag" from one of the other communities I belong to.

Comments

[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

I learned early on in my internet career that the only way to prevent total chaos in a community or forum is to rule with an iron fist.

If someone doesn't like it, they can go set up their own forum.

[lachupacabra.livejournal.com]

also a grody mint surprise:
(that i thought i actually might like)
a junior mint the size & shape of one of
those red foil-ed chocolate covered cherries.
normal size junior mint: YUM
that thing: a mouthful of chocolate covered minty toothpaste
just toooooo much thick minty goo for one bite.
EWWWWWW

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

Have an icon. :)

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

hee.

Icon currently up in this comment is the one I use when I mod.

It makes me laugh. ;D

[rhiann31.livejournal.com]

You got tapped with a rolled-up newspaper for piddling on the carpet. Walk it off, cupcake.


Bwaaaaaahhh! Do you know how much I love you? Sand in vag and all!

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

Refer to icon.

[jennifer0246.livejournal.com]

i have, in a professional capacity, instructed several women on the removal of sand from their vaginas. it was good times.

[chaos-current.livejournal.com]

See? I ended up leaving that community because sho' as shit, my food is not porny enough. I don't like fancy crap, I don't take arty photographs, and I don't dissect restaurant fare!

BAH HUMBUG.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

The guidelines specifically state that food need not be pretentious, nor exclusively homemade, to fit within our parameters.

Not only that, but I would have cut any bitch who dared fuck with you, m'boy.

[chaos-current.livejournal.com]

O YA, I know technically I probably fit in the parameters just fine, it's just the pretentious ass monkies who get all worked up about stuff that I could no longer read.

ALAS. NOW I AM FOOD COMM LESS. ALAS.

Ha. I like saying "alas" today.

[dabble.livejournal.com]

Hee. Let me get you a sand castle set so that you may make pretty patterns with your vagina sand.

Look man I was just telling the OP that their ideas on porn are shit. No need to butt in.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

I do not heart when people rush straight out the gate only to fall into but we are just having a reasonable conversation mode when the attitude is returned.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

I love engaging dialog, myself.

And if there's anyone to do it with, it's you. :)