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[thejunipertree]

If gays were allowed to marry, the population would drop.

If gays were allowed to marry, the population would drop.

If gays were allowed to marry, the population would drop.

IF GAYS WERE ALLOWED TO MARRY, THE POPULATION WOULD DROP.

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It is amazing my how head has not shot clear off my neck in that class yet. By the time I finished with the rondo idiot who made the above statement, he had minor scarring and a pronouced stutter. That boy is lucky he didn't leave the room with a goddamn limp.

Ridiculous on so many levels.

In other news: I has a samosa. My Director of Operations brought it in for me because she knows of my deep, un-changing love for samosas.

Also, I got to spend last night watching men in tuxedos swan about with their henpeck gossip and political machinations. It was all so incredibly Roman senate-like and it was almost too much to hide my giggling. I tried to convince one of my favorites my friends that now was the time for him to Hulk out. Instead of Hulk-ing out, he told me a story about how when he was a stockbroker, he got stabbed in the chest with a pencil by a competitor.

Awesome!

Afterwards, I went home and read Shakespeare's sonnets to the cats.

The end.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. A local Christian radio station had some "goths" in for a "meet the goths" night a few years back, and I accepted the invitation, because hey, why not?

It was pretty friendly, all around, although they kept coming back to the "so the lifestyle of Goth accepts gays?" bit.

After the Q&A, a very large black woman corralled me into a corner and tried to explain to me why being gay was wrong. I let her make her points, even managed to keep my mouth shut when she mentioned that she "loves the sinner, hates the sin," but finally had to stop her cold when she gave the following lovely reason for her outlook:

She's a single woman, and she doesn't want to have to compete with other men for a man's love.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Well, that's because only married people have babies, duh, Tara. You get them when you get married, because God employs a stork that brings them. He wouldn't send the stork to the horrible gay couples, who would otherwise just not be gay and marry the opposite sex, thus, tricking God into sending his stork down.

And you're in college?

^_^

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

And God knows, what the world really needs right now is a shitload more naked monkeys like us.

[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

Because (1) gay marriage makes people gay and (2) everyone knows gay people *NEVER* have children.

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

OH, fer fucksake! If ONLY that were true!!

[missjanette.livejournal.com]

oh dear.

that's like the time someone in grad school told the whole class that AIDS didn't affect her life bc she didn't know any GAYS.

My head blew off & I proceeded to give her what for while I was cheered on by several classmates - "get 'er, janette."

also, i need to be finding you on teh aim. oh lordy lordy.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

If gays were allowed to marry, the population would drop.

Well, if one considers the fact that the number of gays that end up in closeted heterosexual relationships may very well drop with the legalization of gay marriage, and the fact that those marriages do sometimes result in offspring... I doubt very strongly the population would actually drop, but there might be fewer children born.

Which, for my money, is a good thing.

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

Wait! Are you saying that Gay men CAN'T get pregnant?

[ninjalie.livejournal.com]

Maybe the population WOULD grow at a slower rate, that would be an excellent plus. Thank you gays for helping to create a less wasteful society.