[work] made of suck and fail

[thejunipertree]

The third person we hired for the HR department three weeks ago submitted her resignation (by email, yesterday) and slid her keys under my door for me to trip over this morning.

Oh, great.

Thus, starts a whole new round of recruitment.

I am so not looking forward to this.

And the oh-so-glorious three-day-weekend did nothing but make me resistant to coming in today. But, I knew if I called out, there would be a mighty avalanche of bullshit. Because that's just how we roll here. Lo and behold, I come into work to this resignation nonsense. See?

Maybe I'll leave early today.

Why can't I be independantly wealthy and live my life as a lady of leisure? That would be awesome. I would eat hot and sour soup and play video games every day, then go to class at night. MADE OF AWESOME.

I get the hot and sour soup today, but no video games. And no leisure. What I get is a big bucket of bitchflakes and a TMJ headache from clenching my jaw all night as I slept.

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[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I would buy a solid gold bath tub.



Ok, maybe after that I'd perform acts of great philanthropy, but I'd buy a solid gold bath tub first.