AWESOME

[thejunipertree]

Why, OH WHY, did I just do an image search for grillz?

Also, while we are on the subject, am I now indeed contemplating buying a set of said grillz?



Omg. Ten dollars! This is a bargain! Sign me up!

Also: Care Instructions: You should rinse the grillz in cold soapy water after each use. Store grillz in the box provided. Do not use solvents to clean. Do not place grillz in boiling water. For hygiene purposes, do not share your grillz.

This website is a cornicopia of hee. STRAIGHT BALLIN' ON A BUDGET, YA'LL.

**edit**

Umm.
I changed my mind about the hee-ness because I clicked on something called "Balla Powder".

Balla Powder Is A Mens Line Of Talcum Powder That Is Guaranteed To Leave Your Boyz Feeling Dry And Comfortable. Balla Powder Will Make Clammy Sacks A Thing Of The Past And Will Put Batwings On The Endangered Species List. Intended For Use In The Nether Regions, But Can Be Used Anywhere Where Dryness, A Great Fragrance, Or A Little Tingle Is Desired: Your Boys, Underarms, Feet, Buttocks. Baby Powder Is For Babies. Balla Powder Is For Men.

D:

Comments

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

"Can I use your grillz if I have missing teeth?
Ballers Ice grillz are not intended for the replacement of natural teeth."

dear sweet baby jesus.

BATWINGS??????????????????????

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out the batwings shit, honestly.

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

I think we're better off not knowing. Except my stupid ass had to go look on urbandictionary.com and now I KNOW FOR SURE WE WERE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

WHY DID I DO THAT

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Also:

They even have stuff that matches my led belt buckle.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

What's the time? It's time to buy grillz.

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just... wow.

[padmaclynne.livejournal.com]

i totally need some balla powder, on account of my hellacious batwing infestation.

okay, i don't actually suffer from batwings.

[paranoimia.livejournal.com]

Jesus tap-dancing christ.

(Jesus crunkin' christ, more like...)

Ten bucks for fake teeth? Oh fuck yeah. Rhinestones and fangs? Absolutely!

Balla powder? No, no, not really.



By the way, the hanging-out-sometime offer still stands. We need to do a Avon-lady-a-la-BPAL session, or perhaps foodstuffs at a diner or something. I don't know. It's summer and I feel somewhat social.

[ninjalie.livejournal.com]

LOL! That is quite possibly the coolest grill ever. You should get it and take pics wearing it.