Open Letter To My Snake
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertreeDear Young Master Aristotle:
If you do not stop sulking and refusing to eat every time you miss your first strike at the prey I am dangling before you, I am going to turn you into a belt.
Love,
tara
P.S.
Lying on the prey afterwards does not constitute eating it, you know. And it's just downright insulting, to boot.
If you do not stop sulking and refusing to eat every time you miss your first strike at the prey I am dangling before you, I am going to turn you into a belt.
Love,
tara
P.S.
Lying on the prey afterwards does not constitute eating it, you know. And it's just downright insulting, to boot.
