Open Letter To My Snake

[thejunipertree]

Dear Young Master Aristotle:

If you do not stop sulking and refusing to eat every time you miss your first strike at the prey I am dangling before you, I am going to turn you into a belt.

Love,
tara

P.S.
Lying on the prey afterwards does not constitute eating it, you know. And it's just downright insulting, to boot.

Comments

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

I sleep on top of my dinner all the time. Don't you?