an open letter to the finance lady at the Mini dealer

[thejunipertree]

Dear Kendra,

WHY O WHY HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN BACK TO ME

I SENT YOU THE CREDIT APPLICATION THIS MORNING

ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

OMG,
~t

P.S.
I'm going for a cigarette. I'm taking my cell phone with me. For the love of mice, please call me and give me SOME kind of news.