An open letter to iTunes

[thejunipertree]

Dear iTunes,

You know that I am a big, big fan of both you and the iPod, right? I mean buying an iPod was the second best purchase I've ever made, next to buying a Mini Cooper, so it's not like I'm one to talk shit about you and yours.

However.

Can you please stop shuffling my goddamn music library at the end of every song? I'm just sitting here, trying to listen to my newest rock star boyfriend omg ya'll newest musical obsession and you keep skipping all over the place. Ordinarily, had I set you to skip all over the place, I wouldn't have a big problem with this. But, I most assuredly did NOT click shuffle.

So, stop that. Please.

Love,
~t