open letter to my neighbor on the third floor

[thejunipertree]

Dear Unseen Guy:

YOU SUCK AT PLAYING GUITAR.

Seriously, man. Just give it up. I could play better than you and I can't play guitar.

Sincerely,

the creepy girl who lives on the ground floor

P.S.
You do realize that every time you play, the lady who lives above me turns up her television to deafening volumes and stomps around in some hamfisted effort to annoy you. This is, to be quite blunt, fucking hilarious.

Comments

Two things...

[rapscallion.livejournal.com]

I happened upon you and I have two questions. Firstly, I love your little snake mood icons! Where are they from? Secondly, I liked your journal. Would you mind if I added you to my list?

Re: Two things...

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I got the snake mood icons from a moon icon community on LJ; unfortunately, I can't remember which damn one it was. I have the files, if you'd like them?

And, sure. :)

Re: Two things...

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

A-ha! I found it.

Re: Two things...

[rapscallion.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, thank you! They're so cute. And I've added you back.