yet another open letter to Nick Cave

[thejunipertree]

Dear Nick Cave,

Word on the street is that you finally caved in and shaved that damn dodgy mustache; or rather, as you've apparently been spinning it: your wife shaved it off after she roofied you while you were sleeping.

Maybe now we can be friends again.

Love (maybe),
~tara

Comments

[the_axel]

I can report that the moustache is gone. I was incehs away [1] from where it would have been, so he can't have hidden it.

He did say his wife used rohypnol, and would Nick Cave lie about something like that?

[1] I hugged Nick Cave! WIN!