EFF J00!

[thejunipertree]

I have been turning over and examing very carefully a sentence that was said to me yesterday by one of my wacky Jesus Crispie co-workers.

I put God before everything else in my life. Everything.

Everything? Like, effing seriously?`

I mean, say a friend of yours has been in a bad car wreck. No wait. Say you FATHER was in a bad wreck and he's about to die in the hospital. And this is your chance to say goodbye. But, you have to go to church? What do you do?

Do you say "Sorry, Dad. I know you're about ready to croak and all, but me and Jeebus got's to get our hang on?"

I don't effing understand this, I really don't.

Eff that shit, yo.

Oh, and make me stop saying "effing". It's starting to get on my nerves.

Comments

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

No, actually I work in a mortgage company. ;)

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[blaqgirl.livejournal.com]

roflmao.. I was going to say that I have experienced more religious inuendo in my jobs than you are.. that is so funny :).