we're gonna tear this motherfucker down

[thejunipertree]

Fine, you want to sit there mindlessly popping your gum like a cow chewing its cud, you freakish-Jebus-loving-minister-humper?

Fine.

I'm putting Ministry into my CD player.

Oh, and you just wait until later when I tell you about the monkeys in my pants.

grr. I fucking HATE the sound of gum popping.
Especially when someone has politely already been asked to please knock it off.

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[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

MOUTH NOISES.
here, borrow my Kalashnikov (sp?). that shit is inexcusable.

ps. i spied a coworker browsing shelovesgod.com this morning. what is UP with that.
oh also, if you really want to vomit, you should see some of our Jesus freak musician clients. it's downright *scary*. next time i get a really juicy one, i'll paste it in.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

ooh! ooh!

Do you get those dipshits who profess to play LIFE METAL?

>_<

They make my head wobble.

(my work email, btw is tmaguire@amec1.com feel free to send me interesting things to brighten up my day)

(though I must add, and this goes for ANYBODY who chooses to email me at work, please fudge any profanity with creative spelling. or the email gets quarantined before I even get to see it and deleted. it's most bothersome. Carrie and I have come up with some errr...interesting ways of saying things. heh.)

[zentariana.livejournal.com]

i don't do well with mouth noises.
gum should be outlawed. it's just hideous.
i was on the bus once and i could hear this evil child chewing. he was at the back of the bus, i was at the front. he almost didn't make it home to mommy.

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

speaking of monkey pants...

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[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

*falls out of my chair*