sunlight wakes me up, I think I'm feeling everything.

[thejunipertree]

It is seven forty two in the fucking am and I am awake. Drinking tea, smoking cigarettes. Wanting to go back to bed. I did make it to bed by midnight, or shortly thereafter. But, sleep was not necessarily forthcoming.

I don't want to do this. I think I have grown increasingly unsocialised to the point of not wanting to be among a large group of strangers, ie. this office I'm driving to.

Isn't there some kind of 'work from home' scheme which doesn't involve scams or phone sex and will pay me lots of money?

*sighs*

Oh, just shut up Tara. Get your fucking shoes on and finish your tea.

Comments

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

i don't know as this will help you, being as you're likely gone already (and even if you aren't, i doubt you're checking your e-mail), but when i am forced to do something i definitely do not want to do, do not do not do not (fly at 5am, grocery shop at 1am, talk to an ex who has run into me while i'm doing my job, tolerate a retarded ho, etc etc etc), i just think of the lovely story i can tell about it later on.

bring home some stories for me, woman. i love stories, esp. when they involve your profanity. and if today sucks, i can tell you all about the woman i smashed into bits just so's i could steal her house and sleep in her bed. she looked just like aunt jemima, it was way eerie. yay morrowind.

[peet.livejournal.com]

yay morrowind.

u r big dork, k thx. and what's wrong with the grocery at 1am? that's the best time to shop for food, nobody's in the store...!

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

a) YOU'RE at the grocery at 1am, that's what's wrong with it.
b) the zombies only shop at that hour.


because now that i think about it, they really must have been zombies. a daddy zombie, a mommy zombie, and a little girl zombie.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

my email here at the office: tmaguire@amec1.com


woo hooooo!

I got's an 800 number again, which I will give to you later tonight.

Talk to me, bitches.
Just keep it office friendly.
As in no photos of the God Cock.

[peet.livejournal.com]

....

awwww!!!

how about teh god coat then? :~(

>:O BIG BOOTY HO!

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

tmaguire@amec1.com
SMTP error from remote mailer after RCPT TO:<tmaguire@amec1.com>:
host moose.magpage.com [216.155.0.30]: 550 5.7.1 <tmaguire@amec1.com>... Relaying denied

Re: >:O BIG BOOTY HO!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I don't understand.
Nasty Ass Wino Peet's emails are going through.
Why not yours?

Pssst.
btw. He sends emails in HTML.

CAN YOU SAY LUSER?!

Re: >:O BIG BOOTY HO!

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

my first word WAS 'luser'! :O

Re: >:O BIG BOOTY HO!

[peet.livejournal.com]

[peet.livejournal.com]

Hopefully it won't end up being that bad... I can't imagine that it would.

When I first started working in a large office environment... it fucking freaked me the fuck out. I didn't think I could handle the endless lines of raving retards, who weren't exactly raving retards, mind you, but I simply considered them as such...

I think I am doing tolerably well, I dunno. blah.

Anyhoo. Good luck. :)

[wemble.livejournal.com]

yes ma'am...much luck... and that work at home stuff... i have been told there is a guide out there that will tell you which are good and which are scams. one of the groomsmen has purchased said guide. he'll make a fine guinea pig. if any of them work out i shall let you know (i need more money too).