you never told me you had a sister!

[thejunipertree]

Did I ever tell you about Cheshire's goofy aunt? The stupid one who was the bane of every family gathering. Once, she decided to make deviled eggs for some sort of party. Only she didn't know what the "red stuff" was that gets sprinkled on top of the eggs.

So, she used cinnamon.

Cinnamon.
Which isn't even really RED. It's BROWN.

...

Also.
During the whole anthrax scare, she had herself convinced she had a cupcake with anthrax on it. Called the police and everything.

So, I've told the devilled egg story to my boss before. And today, the two of us had rice pudding during our lunches.

her: There's paprika on my rice pudding, how about yours?
me: BWAHAHAHAHA! *dies*

Comments

[zentariana.livejournal.com]

:D my boyfriend thought it was chili powder.
he learned quickly that he was wrong.

[bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com]

is that the same loopy bitch that dives horses and smother goats while drunk and trying to take them to bed with her?