Haiku for the Wee One

[thejunipertree]

Angry Face is mad.
He stabs jerks with many forks.
Man. Is he angry.

Comments

[drolorezekim.livejournal.com]

damn, he sure is mad
sporks, the superior tool
i knit my sweater.

~M~

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Knit me a long scarf with the Slytherin colours (green and silver)?

*bats eyelashes at you*

Pretty please?

[drolorezekim.livejournal.com]

And are you paying to ship it to wherever-the-hell you are??
AND for the yarn??

D00D.

oh, is this new lj pic of you?? it's very nice.

~M~

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I WILL pay to ship it to whereeverthehell I am.
And I WILL pay for yarn.

*tap dance*

The new pic is of me, just turned black and white.
Which, of course, you knew.

Thankee. :)

[drolorezekim.livejournal.com]

Though very small, I daresay it is the best pic of you I have seen!

It's very rad.
I love the white hints it gives to your eyes.

Now, you seriously want me to knit you a scarf!?
I will do it if I can, it's just odd that you don't
know anyone closer who could do it for you. :P

email me if you want to work out arrangements more securely.
lord_mike18@discocow.com

~M~

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Now that I'm looking at that photo, the little white
bits in my eyes look...funny. I don't know. It's strange
and I'm kind of tired right now.

And I do /seriously/ want you to knit me a scarf.
I don't know anyone else who can knit. And I most
desire a Slytherin scarf.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

I don't know anyone else who can knit.

Hahahaha. Delicious pieces of history melt sweetly upon my forked tongue.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

You didn't knit then!