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[thejunipertree]

Carrie: can't you just hear his voice?

Carrie: he is the cutest EVER

me: He looks so angry!

Carrie: i dunno, i think he kinda looks like a brutha.

Carrie: maybe his ol' lady just kicked him out th' crib.

me: "WHO YOU FUCKING! WHO YOU FUCKING! YOU FUCKING THAT WHITE BITCH AT WALMART, AINTCHA?!"

Carrie: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me: Direct quote, taken from an old neighbour of mine.

Carrie: one moment. :P

Carrie: (oh, can we? can we?)

me: we can.

Carrie: (and that is the best line EVER.)

me: It was said whilst she was throwing all her man's shit out the second story window at him.

Carrie: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Carrie: posted ;P

me: It usually happened about three times a week, in the wee hours of the morning.

Carrie: *snort*

Carrien: how do you suppose he got back in every time?

me: She was stupid.

Carrie: was he fucking the white bitch at walmart?

me: We think so. And we used to go to the Walmart to try and figure out who was the white bitch in question.

Carrie: *SNARF*