BITCHES AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT TRICKS AN' HOEZ

[thejunipertree]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In my computer system just now, I came across a loan file with the last name: "Slootmaker".

I choked on my tea and had to send myself to the bathroom for five minutes in an compose myself. This just will not do, I tell you.

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[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

stamped: "approved on basis of the best last name I have heard in ages."

^_^

I almost want to marry this person, but for the fact that my heart belongs to Miroslav Satan or Charles B. Rabies.

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

Ahh but who DOESN'T love Miroslav Satan???