BITCHES AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT TRICKS AN' HOEZ

[thejunipertree]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In my computer system just now, I came across a loan file with the last name: "Slootmaker".

I choked on my tea and had to send myself to the bathroom for five minutes in an compose myself. This just will not do, I tell you.

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[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the best???

When I was working at the music place, We had a customer named Dr Irwin Von Funk.

Oh.. My.. God.
I lost it.