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thejunipertreeThe stupidest words and sayings really get on my nerves, though I can't fully explain why. It's as if they are physically assaulting my ears and it makes me want to jab people in the eye with the nearest sharp object.
Those of you who know me well have heard me rant about certain words and phrases before, so I'm sure that by now you're old hat at ignoring me when I get crazy about this.
However, I've got a new one: MOUTH FEEL.
I'll even use it in a sentence for you. "That peanut butter has a slightly gritty mouth feel to it."
What the blithering fuck?
Isn't there a better way of comunicating that the fucking peanut butter tastes like someone threw a handful of sand in it?
Mouth feel. The mouth feel of food. As opposed to the fucking finger feel or foot feel or throat feel or eyeball feel. FOOD GOES IN YOUR MOUTH, WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU BE FEELING IT?!
Hey, here's an idea. How about using the word TEXTURE to describe the TEXTURE of whatever it is that you're currently shovelling into your gaping piehole?!
I'm irrational, I'm well aware of this.
cup
yummy
delicious (or even worse, delish)
fantastic
plump
nasal
purport
Go-gurt (it's a brand name of portable yogurt in a tube, don't even get me started on that inane shit)
chalky
lettuce
panties
underwear
gal
folks
macaroni (my mother uses this to describe every single pasta known to man and it makes me shriek)
vag (hip new term for cutting edge girls instead of saying 'vagina')
bulk
dine
faculty
clop
clause
natch (instead of naturally)
dollars to donuts
soup to nuts
coulda woulda shoulda
He/She is good people.
I know I've been through this all before, I know.
To counter my negativity, the best word in the world still is and will forever remain: SPIGOT.
Those of you who know me well have heard me rant about certain words and phrases before, so I'm sure that by now you're old hat at ignoring me when I get crazy about this.
However, I've got a new one: MOUTH FEEL.
I'll even use it in a sentence for you. "That peanut butter has a slightly gritty mouth feel to it."
What the blithering fuck?
Isn't there a better way of comunicating that the fucking peanut butter tastes like someone threw a handful of sand in it?
Mouth feel. The mouth feel of food. As opposed to the fucking finger feel or foot feel or throat feel or eyeball feel. FOOD GOES IN YOUR MOUTH, WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU BE FEELING IT?!
Hey, here's an idea. How about using the word TEXTURE to describe the TEXTURE of whatever it is that you're currently shovelling into your gaping piehole?!
I'm irrational, I'm well aware of this.
cup
yummy
delicious (or even worse, delish)
fantastic
plump
nasal
purport
Go-gurt (it's a brand name of portable yogurt in a tube, don't even get me started on that inane shit)
chalky
lettuce
panties
underwear
gal
folks
macaroni (my mother uses this to describe every single pasta known to man and it makes me shriek)
vag (hip new term for cutting edge girls instead of saying 'vagina')
bulk
dine
faculty
clop
clause
natch (instead of naturally)
dollars to donuts
soup to nuts
coulda woulda shoulda
He/She is good people.
I know I've been through this all before, I know.
To counter my negativity, the best word in the world still is and will forever remain: SPIGOT.
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eat shit and explain to me its mouthfeel
as for the main one i have to use it in a sentance ,ok lets try it
Does my cock have a chalky mouthfeel?
see it just doesent sound right in a sentance.what you should try to do is replace these words with others, like lettuce can be that green shit beside the steak. and both gal and vag can be replaced with cunt. instead of plump try morbidly obese, and he/she is good people, should be replaced with the old salty tattoo term ,,he/she is a fucking cocksucker,you can also replace nasel with, talks like a fucking filthy jersey girl why arent they all dead yet,,but it doesent allways fit well in conversation. oh yea and anyone who actually eats go gurt should be able to explain what the barrel of a guns mouthfeel is like right before they are shot. hopw this can help you thru yopur day a bit
Re: eat shit and explain to me its mouthfeel
Date: 2004-02-14 12:02 am (UTC)Pardon me, young sir.
But, it would appear that you've forgotten that you are speaking to one of those fucking filthy Jersey girls. >:O
Re: eat shit and explain to me its mouthfeel
Date: 2004-02-14 08:14 am (UTC)Re: eat shit and explain to me its mouthfeel
Date: 2004-02-15 02:49 pm (UTC)Re: eat shit and explain to me its mouthfeel
Date: 2004-02-16 03:52 am (UTC)