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[thejunipertree]

I'm ready for my interview, Mister DeMille.

heh.

And I've decided to wear the same dress that I was wearing when I was kicked out of the UK. In honour of, you know, going to the immigration attorney for a job interview.

The great thing is that this dress is easily one or two sizes smaller then what I've been wearing for the past two years and I can get into it again. VIVA LE ATKINS!

However, if I were to write a letter to God right now, it would probably be one asking that He make the fear-nerves-vomity feeling go away. I get this every time I have an interview.

I would also request that my mother stop watching, Walker-Texas Ranger. Because I well and truly despise Chuck Norris and his (lack of) acting skills. Also, his face looks like a punched in sock. With a beard.

Comments

[wee-scot.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the interview, and congrats on being able to get back into that dress :D


I'm still laughing about Chuck Norris :D

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

I know this won't help much, but you're a terrific young woman and any employer would be lucky to have you. Good luck, I'll light a candle on my altar for you. And congrats on the dress and success with Atkins.

I would have to kick the telly in if anyone in my house were watching Chuck Norris. I met him, back in my karate days, and he's a horses ass, and that's being mean to the horses asses.

[dartsdelight.livejournal.com]

Congrats on fitting into old dress -my thighs are envious of yours!!! Bestest of luck on the interview -I'll keep all digits crossed -I had a bit of good luck today so I'll pass the good mojo onto you!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[theepumpkingirl.livejournal.com]

how very strange.
keen on the dress.

your teevee makes me dizzy sometimes.

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

fear-nerves-vomity feeling?
the same feeling most women have when seeing me nekkid fer the first time......

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH,PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH,PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH no in all serousness she probably did you a favor if not you may be in scotlans right now with that complete tool,,i have met him when he was here and ,,,,,he was a tool,,he reminded me of your ex husband minus everything i actually like about your ex husband (there are allot bill is a good friend and a good person)im glad they kept your ASS HERE I WOULD HAVE MISSED YA,,OH YEA THE DRESS THING IS COOL

[thane-of-ghosts.livejournal.com]

I made you an Icon look at my info in my user pics.. Let me know when you snag it. if you like it.....

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEE!

That's wonderful!
Thank you!