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[thejunipertree]

I'm ready for my interview, Mister DeMille.

heh.

And I've decided to wear the same dress that I was wearing when I was kicked out of the UK. In honour of, you know, going to the immigration attorney for a job interview.

The great thing is that this dress is easily one or two sizes smaller then what I've been wearing for the past two years and I can get into it again. VIVA LE ATKINS!

However, if I were to write a letter to God right now, it would probably be one asking that He make the fear-nerves-vomity feeling go away. I get this every time I have an interview.

I would also request that my mother stop watching, Walker-Texas Ranger. Because I well and truly despise Chuck Norris and his (lack of) acting skills. Also, his face looks like a punched in sock. With a beard.

Comments

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH,PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH,PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH no in all serousness she probably did you a favor if not you may be in scotlans right now with that complete tool,,i have met him when he was here and ,,,,,he was a tool,,he reminded me of your ex husband minus everything i actually like about your ex husband (there are allot bill is a good friend and a good person)im glad they kept your ASS HERE I WOULD HAVE MISSED YA,,OH YEA THE DRESS THING IS COOL