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[thejunipertree]

The Engineer: (telling me about a practical joke involving a bathroom stall, a ketchup bottle, and some oranges)

me: That's funny, but I think it would be funnier with an airhorn.

The Engineer: What's so funny about an airhorn?

me: IT'S AN AIRHORN!



heh.
Phase One of The Bad Members of the MWC's nefarious plan is now complete and on its way to my apartment.

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[thane-of-ghosts.livejournal.com]

How is the new job going???

and Turkey killing permits go on sale Saturday............

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

The new job is going great, actually!

I'm completely in love with it, even the sucky data entry parts. :)

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

its better to make sure the toilet is thouroghly clogged before dropping the oranges and using said katchup,,,,,so when the sceraming starts you can just keep throwing the red stuff everywhere and over flow that damn toylet onto the floor,,,,blood going screaming O MY GOD AAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK IT HURTS!!!!!! GRRRRRR1 bloody water covering the bathroom floor......it works best in a movie theator...not that um,,,i have ever done this or anything,,,,god i wish i had a hidded camera

something you can try at home

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

simple toylet prank you can do at home,,,take two of those little packets of katsup you get from mcdonalds poke holes in them with a pin on one of the long sides close to the corner then tape them under the toylet seat onto thos little seat legs or nubs or whatever there called with the holes facing in...now as discusting as it is everyone looks when there done whatever there sitting down to do,,,it really freaks people out unless they catch katsup in the ass which is funny in its own right!
happy april fools kiddies

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Put clear plastic cling wrap between the toilet seat and the toilet itself to catch the poopie and smear someone's butt cheeks.

The stink tank is also an oldie but a goodie.

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

i still have this grand scheme of getting a blowup doll and outfitting it with those quick inflate things they use in rafts folding it up wrapping it in paper and attatching it to a belt then going to the park in a trench coat like a flasher walking up too some girls pulling the chord and growing a second person ,,that woukld be so so great

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Shit, I forgot about that one man. I've always wanted to get one of those lifelike baby dolls, fill it up with red paint and dropping it off an over pass.

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

now that,,,,is fucking rich,,,thats so fucked up!!!

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Yup. It can get really messy accident wise though. It's funny and fucked up but my conscience would bother me if someone got hurt.

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

turkey calls,airhorns and fire....OH MY

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

Bad Members of the mwc....
we need to get really big bling bling mwc emblems on chains and hoodies....we are the spiritual punks ...got a problem with dat.....

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe....Phase I complete. Wonderful!!! I can hardly wait for Phase II.